+ Do you guys still transport animals?

Not professionally, no. Some of us have pets, and sometimes we take said pets various places such as the dog park or a vet.

+ Did you used to teach the GRE?

Yes, we used to teach the GRE. We still do, but we used to, too.

+ Do you go by the name of Patrick?

We do not.

+ Are you sure? Because he said I could reach him at this number.

Your persistence is compelling. But we're pretty sure.

+ Does TestCrackers have a uniform?

We have a strict uniform policy of tuxedo and black tie for our instructors and students, as well as their children and grandparents. Sadly, nobody has followed this policy since 1927.

+ What is the worst time of day and/or night to call the TestCrackers number?

The worst time of day and/or night to call TestCrackers is precisely 3 days before your GMAT exam is scheduled, when you need a 700 and you just got a 250 on your practice exam and you work 2 full-time jobs and have no time to study. Note: the answer possibly moves this to "way too frequently asked questions".

+ I have various crackers, the quality of which needs testing. Can you do this for me?

Depends. Are they Ritz Crackers? Because if so, they are not just little edible plates, and you should bring them by.

+ Do the numbers of your phone number spell anything?

Yes.

+ I noticed your site has published a very interesting article, Bowflex Treadclimber Reviews | Worth Buying?. I think a collaboration between us could be of interest to your audience. I’m currently working with a brilliant business, who operates in the Health Food industry. We would like to feature a bespoke piece of content on your site. For the privilege of being featured on your site, we would be happy to offer you a fee of $50. Are you interested?

We are very interested. I assume that posting this response to our IFAQ is the best way to reach you?

+ Do you have vegan options?

Well, we have options, and we have vegans. But sadly, we don't have vegan options.

+ Do you have an oil filter for a 2005 Ford Bronco?

Yes. Unfortunately, however, it is located inside of our 2005 Ford Bronco, so we'd rather not part with it.

+ I got sick recently. Are they right when they say you should drink a lot of liquids when you get sick?

Yes. I've tried drinking solids and believe me it doesn't work.

+ If somebody asks me what I would put on pizza in order to make it taste better the next day, are they asking me what I should put on the pizza TODAY in order to better preserve it for TOMORROW, or are they asking me what I should put on the pizza when I eat it TOMORROW in order to maximize flavor and tastiness?

The person is praying to the math gods that you associate freshness and pizza with aluminum foil.

+ Does TestCrackers have a Twitter account?

Yes.

+ TEST CRACKERS is an anagram for SECRET TRACKS. Where are these tracks and why are they secret?

Witpro.