Infrequently Asked Questions

Below is a list of questions that we have been asked, although it seemed important to separate them from questions that we're asked often.  If you are looking for Frequently Asked Questions, try here.

+ Do you guys still transport animals?

Not professionally, no. Some of us have pets, and sometimes we take said pets various places such as the dog park or a vet.

+ Did you used to teach the GRE?

Yes, we used to teach the GRE. We still do, but we used to, too.

+ Do you go by the name of Patrick?

We do not.

+ Are you sure? Because he said I could reach him at this number.

Your persistence is compelling. But we're pretty sure.

+ Does TestCrackers have a uniform?

We have a strict uniform policy of tuxedo and black tie for our instructors and students, as well as their children and grandparents. Sadly, nobody has followed this policy since 1927.

+ I have various crackers, the quality of which needs testing. Can you do this for me?

Depends. Are they Ritz Crackers? Because if so, they are not just little edible plates, and you should bring them by.

+ Do the numbers of your phone number spell anything?

Yes.

+ I noticed your site has published a very interesting article, Bowflex Treadclimber Reviews | Worth Buying?. I think a collaboration between us could be of interest to your audience. I’m currently working with a brilliant business, who operates in the Health Food industry. We would like to feature a bespoke piece of content on your site. For the privilege of being featured on your site, we would be happy to offer you a fee of $50. Are you interested?

We are very interested. I assume that posting this response to our IFAQ is the best way to reach you?

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